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Not really. Good party?

Always a good party when they celebrating me

Are they?

Well it ain't joe biden

Oh. Right. Your birthday.

Oh ho ho so you doooo know

Think someone said something. In passing. On my way in.

Yeah I'm kinda a big deal around here ya know

Wow. A real big deal. What are you famous for.

Saving goddamn LIVES (I think everyone i ever saved is dead now lmao)

Yikes.
So elongated lives. At least.

I elongated the FUCK outta those lives. also I yelled at a reporter for not getting out of the way on tv once

So. I made a reporter riff for five minutes on live TV because I refused to talk to her once.

YES bitch what were you not being interviewed for

Don't laugh.

Keys to the laughter truck are locked aWAY

Don't believe you, but.
Silver medal win, the Olympics, 2008.

Also. What was your reporter trying to get into.

What event and
Were you pissed you didn't get gold

BIG ol traffic pile up like 8 cars and this motherfuckers like oh let's get a close up of that stretcher it's just a dead body oh just park the van right there it's all whatever

Air rifle. 50 meters. Incredibly pissed.

Did it work. Did she cry.

Then 2012 womp womp womp

She tried to fight me lmao

I would've won it then.

Yeah? Are you any good in a fight.

The [...] little Rattray guy oh god what the fuck is his name he made me a trophy bitch get your gold MEDAL

Oh I'm a real sonofabitch in a fight have you seen how strong i am

Duke. He's one of mine. But I'd want to earn it.

Are you? Wouldn't have guessed.

You think you could beat Deadeye Wright
or is it First Loser again

I also pull hair. and bite

I think I could. With a gun.

[...] Yeah? Not very clean fight of you.

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