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DM 12/30

[fixeddown carter betancourt]

Where was it?
Did you just lose it this whole time?

DM 12/30

[toughleaf reggie 🌿]

Not sure. But it smells kinda like dogs.

DM 12/30

[fixeddown carter betancourt]

Bold accusation. Dogs don't have thumbs. And their tongues are way too long for mugs.

DM 12/30

[toughleaf reggie 🌿]

Don't think the dog was the brains of the operation. But we could be dealing with an easier to break accomplice.

DM 12/30

[fixeddown carter betancourt]

Oh now you think she works with accomplices?

DM 12/30

[toughleaf reggie 🌿]

Could be. My entire profile's in disarray. Who knows what we could be dealing with

DM 12/30

[fixeddown carter betancourt]

I thought she might hate being profiled.
So a wildcard. With a puppy?

DM 12/30

[toughleaf reggie 🌿]

Hm, not a puppy. No chew marks. Also who the hell lets a puppy near their stolen drinkware

DM 12/30

[fixeddown carter betancourt]

There's that detective brain. So full dog.

DM 12/30

[toughleaf reggie 🌿]

You'll of course understand why that means I'm quite suspicious of the community with a whole kennel of dogs

DM 12/30

[fixeddown carter betancourt]

Circumstantial evidence, officer. Also, our dogs don't smell.

DM 12/30

[toughleaf reggie 🌿]

[...] Do you guys even have running water

DM 12/30

[fixeddown carter betancourt]

We have a camping shower.

DM 12/30

[toughleaf reggie 🌿]

You guys are insane. Being able to dissociate in the shower for twenty minutes is the only thing that keeps me from smothering people one by one in their sleep.

DM 12/30

[fixeddown carter betancourt]

Cold water's better for your skin.
And I'm trying to block out the part of me that remembers baths.
Who would you smother. First.

DM 12/30

[toughleaf reggie 🌿]

So's sleep and proper hydration but you don't see me getting any of that either.

Heydecker.

DM 12/30

[fixeddown carter betancourt]

You don't drink water? But it's running. You're going to get. So many wrinkles.

Why?

DM 12/30

[toughleaf reggie 🌿]

I drink water but it's strained through coffee grounds a lot of the time

Her hair gets everywhere, she tries to flirt with our gay doctor and she's perfectly fucking nice. I hate her.

DM 12/30

[fixeddown carter betancourt]

Oh. On that note. Tell whoever makes the morning coffee. To make it stronger.

And smother her.

DM 12/30

[toughleaf reggie 🌿]

You could skip the middleman and just eat the damn beans at this point.

But I won't, because I have the showers.

DM 12/30

[fixeddown carter betancourt]

Some of us only get one cup a day. Have to make the most of it.

Well. If you ever change your mind. I'd make that person. And kind of almost anyone. Disappear permanently for a hot shower.

DM 12/30

[toughleaf reggie 🌿]

Get a bigger cup

Didn't realize we had such a hot bargaining chip on our hands. What else will people do for some hot water

DM 12/30

[fixeddown carter betancourt]

Has to be one somewhere.

Hadn't you? Because. Unspeakable acts.

DM 12/30

[toughleaf reggie 🌿]

Surely someone's got one you could steal. I mean borrow long-term.

Huh. Like what?

DM 12/30

[fixeddown carter betancourt]

I could never steal a precious cup.

Just use your imagination.
Got it?
Now try to imagine better.