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carter betancourt ([personal profile] fixeddown) wrote2024-09-02 01:59 pm
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dm, 11/21

[personal profile] spoofed 2024-11-22 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
he's driving over soundproofing foam for my container because he's teaching me violin. these men are unwell. i hope therapy stays dead.
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dm, 11/21

[personal profile] spoofed 2024-11-22 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
an organic, free-range, non-GMO thanksgiving turkey? hand-collected from the wild? they owe us for months.
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dm, 11/21

[personal profile] spoofed 2024-11-22 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
carter. gross.
Edited (why would she EVER repay someone for ANYTHING) 2024-11-22 04:39 (UTC)
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dm, 11/21

[personal profile] spoofed 2024-11-22 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
can you please inform your troops that someone's cooking ribs for dinner tomorrow. [...] and maybe also ask them who knows how to cook ribs.
Edited 2024-11-22 04:44 (UTC)
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dm, 11/21

[personal profile] spoofed 2024-11-22 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
i hope the fort still smells like ribs when everyone arrives for the peace summit.
Edited 2024-11-22 05:02 (UTC)
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dm, 11/21

[personal profile] spoofed 2024-11-22 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
what if we declare it another potluck and all of our dishes are "coming out soon! πŸ˜ƒ"
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dm, 11/21

[personal profile] spoofed 2024-11-22 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
why, in the same container as our most caustic chemicals, of course.
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dm, 11/21

[personal profile] spoofed 2024-11-22 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
and laxatives; it triples as our med bay.