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Bold accusation. Dogs don't have thumbs. And their tongues are way too long for mugs.

Don't think the dog was the brains of the operation. But we could be dealing with an easier to break accomplice.

Oh now you think she works with accomplices?

Could be. My entire profile's in disarray. Who knows what we could be dealing with

I thought she might hate being profiled.
So a wildcard. With a puppy?

Hm, not a puppy. No chew marks. Also who the hell lets a puppy near their stolen drinkware

There's that detective brain. So full dog.

You'll of course understand why that means I'm quite suspicious of the community with a whole kennel of dogs

Circumstantial evidence, officer. Also, our dogs don't smell.

[...] Do you guys even have running water

We have a camping shower.

You guys are insane. Being able to dissociate in the shower for twenty minutes is the only thing that keeps me from smothering people one by one in their sleep.

Cold water's better for your skin.
And I'm trying to block out the part of me that remembers baths.
Who would you smother. First.

So's sleep and proper hydration but you don't see me getting any of that either.

Heydecker.

You don't drink water? But it's running. You're going to get. So many wrinkles.

Why?

I drink water but it's strained through coffee grounds a lot of the time

Her hair gets everywhere, she tries to flirt with our gay doctor and she's perfectly fucking nice. I hate her.

Oh. On that note. Tell whoever makes the morning coffee. To make it stronger.

And smother her.

You could skip the middleman and just eat the damn beans at this point.

But I won't, because I have the showers.

Some of us only get one cup a day. Have to make the most of it.

Well. If you ever change your mind. I'd make that person. And kind of almost anyone. Disappear permanently for a hot shower.

Get a bigger cup

Didn't realize we had such a hot bargaining chip on our hands. What else will people do for some hot water

Has to be one somewhere.

Hadn't you? Because. Unspeakable acts.

Surely someone's got one you could steal. I mean borrow long-term.

Huh. Like what?

I could never steal a precious cup.

Just use your imagination.
Got it?
Now try to imagine better.

Good to know there's still some lines people won't cross

I'm really more of a tactile, kinesthetic type

Edited ((sorry)) 2024-12-31 02:32 (UTC)

Hm. Not a fan of the abstract.
I could demonstrate. Under the right circumstances.

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