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DM 12/30

[toughleaf]

So the weirdest thing happened

DM 12/30

[fixeddown]

Should I guess.
Were you also gifted a rooster.

DM 12/30

[toughleaf]

I fucking wish, then I'd have someone to yell with

That damn mug showed back up though

DM 12/30

[fixeddown]

No way.

DM 12/30

[toughleaf]

And no one's fessing up to hiding it in their bunk.

DM 12/30

[fixeddown]

Where was it?
Did you just lose it this whole time?

DM 12/30

[toughleaf]

Not sure. But it smells kinda like dogs.

DM 12/30

[fixeddown]

Bold accusation. Dogs don't have thumbs. And their tongues are way too long for mugs.

DM 12/30

[toughleaf]

Don't think the dog was the brains of the operation. But we could be dealing with an easier to break accomplice.

DM 12/30

[fixeddown]

Oh now you think she works with accomplices?

DM 12/30

[toughleaf]

Could be. My entire profile's in disarray. Who knows what we could be dealing with

DM 12/30

[fixeddown]

I thought she might hate being profiled.
So a wildcard. With a puppy?

DM 12/30

[toughleaf]

Hm, not a puppy. No chew marks. Also who the hell lets a puppy near their stolen drinkware

DM 12/30

[fixeddown]

There's that detective brain. So full dog.

DM 12/30

[toughleaf]

You'll of course understand why that means I'm quite suspicious of the community with a whole kennel of dogs

DM 12/30

[fixeddown]

Circumstantial evidence, officer. Also, our dogs don't smell.

DM 12/30

[toughleaf]

[...] Do you guys even have running water

DM 12/30

[fixeddown]

We have a camping shower.

DM 12/30

[toughleaf]

You guys are insane. Being able to dissociate in the shower for twenty minutes is the only thing that keeps me from smothering people one by one in their sleep.

DM 12/30

[fixeddown]

Cold water's better for your skin.
And I'm trying to block out the part of me that remembers baths.
Who would you smother. First.

DM 12/30

[toughleaf]

So's sleep and proper hydration but you don't see me getting any of that either.

Heydecker.

DM 12/30

[fixeddown]

You don't drink water? But it's running. You're going to get. So many wrinkles.

Why?

DM 12/30

[toughleaf]

I drink water but it's strained through coffee grounds a lot of the time

Her hair gets everywhere, she tries to flirt with our gay doctor and she's perfectly fucking nice. I hate her.

DM 12/30

[fixeddown]

Oh. On that note. Tell whoever makes the morning coffee. To make it stronger.

And smother her.

DM 12/30

[toughleaf]

You could skip the middleman and just eat the damn beans at this point.

But I won't, because I have the showers.